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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ruinedchildhood
caluummhood

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

thejamesboyle

the first post ever on tumblr

5sos-smut-world

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

artemislocheia

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

elsa-everdeen

I FOUND IT ✊

thatenglishamericangirl

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

burger8161

Who first posted this?

gerbthenerd

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

deathtothepineapple

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

energeticwarrior
catceleste

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

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hotboyproblems
skepkitty

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

skepkitty

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LOOK AT THIS

skepkitty

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

bonsaifiasco

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

skepkitty

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

micaxiii

I guess he had some beeves with this new information

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natigail
weeping-wandrian

why the fuck does english have a word for

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but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

zeplerfer

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

naked-mahariel

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

somewhatgreatexpectations

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

notanoveltyaccountok

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

nucleic-asshole

My dick is lingible

solnishka1927

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

molegria

actually defenestration is a french loanword (fenêtre = window in french) that exists in several languages so throwing people out of windows is an international thing (and a big hit in Prague apparently)

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